What the fuck? That disgusting “scat party” had absolutely nothing to do with jazz vocal improvisation using nonsense syllables! It was gross. Luckily, I can get it out of my head by showing off my barefoot skiing skills at tomorrow night’s watersports party.
Joke Type: shock value
Shock value jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Motherfucker, stand back while I BLOW YOUR MIND. – Why I’m not
Motherfucker, stand back while I BLOW YOUR MIND. – Why I’m not allowed to play trains with my niece
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I wonder if the girls from the “2 Girls, 1 Cup” video are the
I wonder if the girls from the “2 Girls, 1 Cup” video are the kind of people who think that their shit don’t stink.
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Handy household tip: When realigning a screen door that’s
Handy household tip: When realigning a screen door that’s slipped off the track, try using “shit piss motherfucking cocksucker.”
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I’ve got some wacky church camp stories! Like the time a youth
I’ve got some wacky church camp stories! Like the time a youth minister crawled into my tent naked after he said a bear stole his clothes.
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You can have my penis when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.
You can have my penis when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. Gun. I meant gun.
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*RING* “Hello?” “What’s up?” “Aw, man, I was right in the middle
*RING* “Hello?” “What’s up?” “Aw, man, I was right in the middle of masturbating.” “Then why’d you answer?” “I thought it might be my mom.”
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Right after my “Name That Tune” loss I could have kicked myself
Right after my “Name That Tune” loss I could have kicked myself for not recognizing the subtle undertones which would have clued me in that the sound was “male TRANNY urination.”
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“STOP BLOWING IT FOR EVERYONE!!” I yelled at the fluffer on the
“STOP BLOWING IT FOR EVERYONE!!” I yelled at the fluffer on the set of our “Addams Family” themed porno.
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If it’s legal to own a tiger in Texas, does that mean it’s also
If it’s legal to own a tiger in Texas, does that mean it’s also legal to have sex with it?
