Joke Type: shock value

Shock value jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

Ray Rice video. What the fuck kind of caveman wedding proposal

Ray Rice video. What the fuck kind of caveman wedding proposal was THAT?!?
(Kim Moser) I wonder what Mr. Rogers sounded like fucking

(Kim Moser) I wonder what Mr. Rogers sounded like fucking.
Forgot to take my kid to school this morning, in case you’re

Forgot to take my kid to school this morning, in case you’re wondering how nice that woman’s tits were last night.
(b0nrmunky) These full frontal Kim Kardashian Paper Magazine

(b0nrmunky) These full frontal Kim Kardashian Paper Magazine pictures are just worrying me that we’re gonna see Justin Bieber’s dick next.
While flipping through the TV channels, I found the “Thriller”

While flipping through the TV channels, I found the “Thriller” video in the middle of the zombie dance. My youngest son said, “I bet that’s what Michael looks like now.”
On the unrated DVD of “Home Alone,” Macaulay Culkin’s mom blows

On the unrated DVD of “Home Alone,” Macaulay Culkin’s mom blows John Candy and his polka buddies in exchange for a ride to Chicago.
People are perfectly fine taking food in with friends & family,

People are perfectly fine taking food in with friends & family, but they get all uppity if I suggest we all have a shit together. Hypocrites.
A friend used the term “life hack” in front of me today. No clue

A friend used the term “life hack” in front of me today. No clue what it means so I just nodded my head and said I agreed his mom is a cunt.
I SLURPED OUT OF A VAGINA IN A BETTER PLACE THAN YOU SLURPED OUT

I SLURPED OUT OF A VAGINA IN A BETTER PLACE THAN YOU SLURPED OUT OF A VAGINA! – patriotic people
“I ORDERED SAMOAS, YOU FUCKING TWAT!” I screamed, hurling the

“I ORDERED SAMOAS, YOU FUCKING TWAT!” I screamed, hurling the box of Caramel deLites at the Girl Scout’s face. Oddly, everyone was on HER side.