The great thing about dating a homeless woman is you can just drop her off anywhere.
Joke Type: shock value
Shock value jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Never Forget: A Witty Reminder
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said you’d never forget!!! -
Temperature Check: Taste vs. Tradition!
What’s the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?
The taste.

