My kids asked me what I knew about Leprechauns.
I said very little.
Joke Type: wordplay
Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Trump Dodges Draft Beer Attack!
Somebody threw a beer at Donald Trump today
Don’t worry, it was a draft. He was able to dodge it. -
Left Side Cut Off? He’s All Right!
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He’s all right now. -
Rare Medium Well: A Steak Pun Delight!
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
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Elevator Adventures: Uplifted and Let Down!
My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience.
The second time let me down. -
When Jokes Turn Serious: The Singing Saga
I thought my wife was joking when she said she’d leave me if I didn’t stop singing “I’m a Believer.”
Then I saw her face. -
Two-Tired: The Bicycle’s Balancing Act!
Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own?
It’s two-tired. -
Divorce: She Took It All, Even My Soles
My wife took everything from me in the divorce. Including my expensive shoes.
She has sole custody.
