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Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Font Fun: Type Joke at the Bar

    Times New Roman and Lucinda Calligraphy go into a bar.
    The barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve your type here”.

  • C Is for the Pirate’s True Love

    What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
    You might be tempted to say “Arrrrrrr” but a pirate’s first love is the C.

  • Naming Twins: The Drumroll of Anna 1 & 2

    What did the drummer name his new twin daughters?
    Anna 1, Anna 2

  • Waldo: Worth It or Just a Rip-Off?

    I think I got ripped off.
    I just paid $15 for the “Where’s Waldo” audio book.

  • Linux: The Only Option for Spacebound Astronauts!

    Why do astronauts use Linux?
    Because they can’t open Windows in space.

  • Locating Legless Horses: A Clever Joke

    Where can you find a horse with no legs?
    Wherever you left it.

  • Rude Parrot

    A woman was walking past a pet store when she noticed a parrot perched outside on a T-stand. As she went by, the parrot squawked, “You’re ugly!”

    Mortified, the woman walked on, hoping it was a one-time thing. But the next day, it happened again — and the day after that too. Finally, she stormed into the shop and complained to the owner.

    Furious, the owner scolded the parrot. “If you ever insult that woman again,” he warned, “you’ll regret it.”

    The next day, the woman walked by once more. The parrot stared at her silently for a moment… then leaned forward and said, “Hey lady!!! You know…”

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  • Church’s Board Meeting

    After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church’s board following the close of the service.
    The first man to arrive and greet the minister was a total stranger.

    “You misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of the board members,” explained the minister.

    “I know,” said the man, “but if there is anyone here more bored than I am, I’d like to meet him.”

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  • Half a Worm: The Ultimate Disappointment!

    What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
    Finding half a worm.