As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t the right choice.
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Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Embracing the Average: A Surprising Truth
Half of the people you know are below average.
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Mean Students: A New Level of Average
I’ve had a lot of average students.
But none of them have been as mean as the ones I have this year.
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Achieving a Smoking Hot Body: Cremation Humor!
I’ve decided that cremation is the only way I’m going to get a smoking hot body.
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Too Many Questions for a Simple Donation!
Blood donation centers ask way too many questions:
“Where’d you get it?”
“Whose blood is it?”
“Why is it in a bucket?” -
Heroic Kidney Donors: Questions Beyond Three
Donate a kidney and you’re a hero.
Donate three and it’s nothing but questions.
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Kidney Donation: Where Did You Get It?
I tried to donate a kidney but they kept asking where I got it from…
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Faked my age
A 60-year-old millionaire marries a hot 25-year-old woman.
After the honeymoon, they throw a party to celebrate their marriage. After a few drinks, the millionaire’s friends want to know the secret of how he landed a 25-year-old hottie.
“It’s simple,” the millionaire boasts. “I faked my age.”
“Yeah, but even for a 40- or 45-year-old guy, she’s sensational. So what age did you tell her you were?” a friend asks.
With a smile on his lips, the millionaire responds, “85 years old.”
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Blonde in a library
A blonde walked into a library, marched up to the counter, and said, “I’d like a Big Mac combo meal with large fries and a Diet Coke.”
The librarian said, “Excuse me! This is a library!”
The blonde then whispered, “Sorry… I’d like a Big Mac combo meal with large fries and a Diet Coke.”
