Choo choo? That’s your best train sound?
Sensitivity: Clean
Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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are not an “up and comer” in life
are not an “up and comer” in life.
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A commercial just warned me not to buy their product if I have a
A commercial just warned me not to buy their product if I have a bowel blockage. I was surprised because I didn’t think plungers needed advertising.
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I thought about getting a snippet of a language I don’t speak
I thought about getting a snippet of a language I don’t speak tattooed on me. How’s this “camel cock” from ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics?
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(B0nrMunky) If there’s ever a tribute band for Spoon, it should
(B0nrMunky) If there’s ever a tribute band for Spoon, it should be called “Spooge.”
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If you’re walking around carrying a sack of your dog’s shit, the
If you’re walking around carrying a sack of your dog’s shit, the dog has already won.
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Killing It on Harmonica
me: [absolutely killing it on harmonica]
taco bell cashier: are you gonna order
