“A group of fish is called a school.”
Americans:
Dark humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

My girlfriend’s dog died
I get her an identical one to help cheer her up
Her: What TF am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs?

– Do you have a doctor here?
– yes, I’m.
– What’s your specialty?
– I’m a doctor in Mathematics.
– My friend is dying.
– Minus one.

If God can kill his only son I doubt he’ll care if you yeetus that fetus.

She donated 30 inches of her hair to make wigs for children with cancer.
matthugan 11h
Now some poor kid has to be a ginger on top of having cancer.

It’s called chloroform… you’ll love it. It’s like aromatherapy but without all the struggling.

YOU CAN PREVENT THIS
BIRD FROM GETTING AIDS
Donate
Africanbirdsanctuary.org

Great financial news for me this morning. No longer have to send a month to that African kid