What does a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone forgot to take it out.
Sensitivity: Dark
Dark humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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My First High School Football Game Was a Lot Like the First Time I Had Sex
MY FIRST HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL GAME WAS A LOT LIKE THE FIRST TIME I HAD SEX
I WAS BLOODY AND SORE BUT AT LEAST MY DAD CAME
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Samantha 25 – I Like It Rough
Done
Samantha, 25
5 miles away Active 1 day ago
About Samantha
I like it rough.
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I Should Probably Pull Out – They’ve Already Done the Autopsy
ME: I SHOULD PROBABLY PULL OUT
OTHER ME: DUDE, THEY’VE ALREADY DONE THE AUTOPSY
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Momo Bathroom Optical Illusion
Momo poster in the bathroom with an unfortunate angle that creates a very inappropriate optical illusion.
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This Is My Blood Given Unto You – Cyanide and Happiness
THIS IS MY BLOOD, GIVEN UNTO YOU.
AND THIS IS MY BODY.
I DON’T FEEL VERY COMFORTABLE ABOUT THIS, JESUS.
MORE BLOOD?
Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net
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Man Disarms 49 Bombs – Christchurch New Zealand
LIVE BREAKING NEWS
MAN DISARMS 49 BOMBS
MAN IN CHRISTCHURCH, NEW ZEALAND HAS DISARMED 49 BOMBS IN A MATTER OF M…
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Feeling Cute… Might Let Some Roman Guys Nail Me Later, IDK
Feeling cute…
Might let some Roman guys nail me later, idk.
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Stephen Hawking Lookalike
Stephen Hawking’s face next to an image that looks just like it – a visual lookalike meme.
