Today I gave the hospital permission to youthanize my grandma. I can’t wait to see how much younger she looks!
Sensitivity: Dark
Dark humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Uncle Bob’s Little Secret
Uncle Bob said it’s our little secret..
my stomach when both my uncles are in town
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Big Bird Black Friday
Big Bird is confused after learning that Black Friday is not about purchasing black people at a discount.
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You Ain’t That Straight
Israel Health Minister Yaakov Litzman, who previously claimed that the coronavirus was “divine punishment against homosexuality,” has tested positive for the virus.
I said, “Well, you ain’t that straight.”
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My Favorite Sexual Position Is the JFK
madworld
My favorite sexual position is the JFK.
I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
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Only Girl in the Basement
The face she makes when I’m about to make her feel like she’s the only girl in the basement 🤫
