When someone tells you how drunk you were last night
That wasn’t me. That was Patricia.
Sensitivity: PG-13
Pg-13 humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Constipated Memory
Constipated woman ‘lost 10 years of memory’ after straining too hard on toilet
me coming out of the chipotle bathroom:
I have no memory of this place.
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Spicy Butt Pancakes
DEEP THOUGHT: Why is spicy the only flavor my butt can detect?
Why can’t I eat pancakes and then 14 hours later be like OOH PANCAKES AGAIN
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White Person Spicy Salad
White person: Wow this sure is spicy!
Me: It’s a salad
White person: The sauce is burning me up
Me: …the ranch?
White Person: Ow ouch ouch
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Spice Things Up Bedroom
I want to spice things up.
But you know that I’m allergic to chilli.
I mean in the bedroom.
I can’t eat them anywhere in the house, Alice.
