Never date a chick that works at subway
She knows what 6 inches really looks like
Sensitivity: PG-13
Pg-13 humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Gender Reveal Black Cake
Gender reveal cake cut open to reveal black inside — everyone looks horrified.
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Republican Replacement Obamacare
Say what you will about Donald Trump, but injecting bleach and shining sunlight up our butts is the most detailed Republican replacement for Obamacare I’ve heard so far.
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The Shower Drain
A young wife, freshly shaved, walks out of her bathroom into the master bedroom.
She lifts her teddy, revealing nothing underneath, licks her lips, winks, and says, “Sweetie, you know what this means, don’t you.”
Her young husband replies, “Yes, damn it, I am gonna have to spend all weekend unclogging the shower drain.”
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Kissed In Sleep Prison
being kissed in your sleep is.. like.. the purest form of love
Unless you are home alone
Or in prison.
