Thank God for Ruminations. I’ve tried for years to get Heloise to publish the following hint: “Tired of sleeping on the wet spot? Keep a hair dryer plugged in next to the bed. One minute on high is all it takes to dry that spot up so you can sleep easy.”
Sensitivity: PG-13
Pg-13 humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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I’m not sure who to call — the patent office? Not to show my
I’m not sure who to call — the patent office? Not to show my hand too soon, but I think I figured out a cheap and easy way to make wet tissues at home.
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American girls are okay, I guess, but when I get ready to settle
American girls are okay, I guess, but when I get ready to settle down, I’ll be looking for a woman who hails from Nicerackistan.
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I like my women like I like my fastballs: high and tight
I like my women like I like my fastballs: high and tight.
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end my workout with a money shot
end my workout with a money shot.
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When she told me she would give me the best blowjob I’d ever had
When she told me she would give me the best blowjob I’d ever had for $20, I told her to put my money where her mouth is.
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Call me a fetishist, but I like my porn stars to show a little spunk
Call me a fetishist, but I like my porn stars to show a little spunk.
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I sure hope Rapunzel’s carpet didn’t match the drapes in length,
I sure hope Rapunzel’s carpet didn’t match the drapes in length, because she’d never find pants that fit.
