I was walking my dog when a lady asked if the shit pile on her lawn was mine and I got super offended because I haven’t shat on a lawn in weeks.
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Pg-13 humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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She let me put my Bada-boom in her Bada-bing. I’m gonna try for
She let me put my Bada-boom in her Bada-bing. I’m gonna try for her Bada-bung next time.
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Hotel Tip – Every time you take a shit call down to the front
Hotel Tip – Every time you take a shit call down to the front desk and demand to be moved to another room because the one you have smells horrible.
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I’m no conspiracy theorist, but I’m pretty sure the people who
I’m no conspiracy theorist, but I’m pretty sure the people who named it Dick’s knew what the word dick means.
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I have plenty of financial help to give to my ex. None of it
I have plenty of financial help to give to my ex. None of it involves another fucking dime of my own money, though.
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In heaven, the guys’ dicks never pop out and the pussies never
In heaven, the guys’ dicks never pop out and the pussies never fart. It’s awesome.
