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Questionable humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Priests Gone Wild

    Priests Gone Wild

    priests gone wild

    ‘Top’ church official says gay sex within the Vatican has ‘never been worse’

    I hope they start having better sex, what a shame

  • Incomplete Download

    I think my porn was not completely downloaded

  • Patrick With Them Two Arseholes

    Patrick died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for.

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    Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.

    Seamus said, “Yup, he’s burnt pretty bad. Roll him over.”

    So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said, “Nope, it ain’t Patrick.”

    The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Sean in to identify the body.

    Sean took a look at him and said, “Yup, he’s burnt real bad, roll him over.”

    The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said, “No, it ain’t Patrick.”

    The mortician asked, “How can you tell?”

    Sean said, “Well, Patrick had two arseholes.”

    “What? He had two arseholes?” asked the mortician.

    “Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, ‘Here comes Patrick with them two arseholes…’”

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  • Not Her Father

    At a wedding last weekend, I leaned over to the person beside me and whispered, “Wow… the bride isn’t exactly easy on the eyes.”

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    They turned to me and said, “Excuse me? That’s my daughter!”

    I quickly replied, “I’m so sorry… I didn’t realize you were her father.”

    “I’m not her father, you idiot,” they snapped. “I’m her mother!”

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  • My first girlfriend never stopped counting, so I broke up with her.

    My first girlfriend never stopped counting, so I broke up with her.

    I wonder what she’s up to?

  • It’s a Boy

    It was 10 years ago today my best mate James came running out of the room shouting, “It’s a boy!” with tears streaming down his face.

    We never went back to Thailand.

  • Exchanging Blows

    How do two gay guys settle an argument?

    They step outside and exchange blows.

  • Nipple Piercing at the Bar

    Some lady got her nipple pierced right in front of me at the bar last night, and on a semi-related note, I suck at darts.

  • Walking Home From the Local in Belfast

    A man was walking home from his local in Belfast when he felt something prod in his back and a voice whisper in his ear, “Tell me. Are you Catholic or Protestant?”

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    He gulped and said nothing.

    The voice angrily whispered, “Tell me! Are you Catholic or Protestant?”

    The man shat himself a little and thought, it’s fifty fifty if I live if I tell the truth or lie.

    The thing in his back was pushed harder, the voice now much louder, “Tell me! Are you Catholic or Protestant!?”

    In a very quiet voice the man says, “I’m a Jewish boy” and the voice behind him says, “I must be the luckiest Arab in Belfast tonight!”

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  • What Do You Do With a Six-Foot Asshole

    A state trooper pulls over a doctor for speeding.

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    The trooper walks up to the window and says, “Do you know how fast you were going?” The doctor replies, “No, officer.”

    The trooper starts writing the ticket and, trying to make conversation, asks, “So, what do you do for a living?” The doctor says, “I’m a proctologist.” The trooper asks, “What’s a proctologist?” The doctor smiles and says, “I stretch assholes.”

    The trooper looks puzzled. “You can actually stretch one?”

    “Certainly,” says the doctor. “I can stretch one from about six inches all the way to six feet.”

    The trooper asks, “What do you do with a six-foot asshole?”

    The doctor replies, “You give him a radar gun and park him beside the highway.”

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