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Questionable humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Shower Sex

    I hate shower sex.

    It’s slippery, awkward, and one of the worst things about prison.

  • This Corner Available

    This Corner Available

    Oh look — this corner available. Your mom quit her job.

  • Friendship Anal

    Friendship Anal

    wonder if they did friendship anal also

    Friendship kiss between Russian and US soldier during WW2

  • Priests Gone Wild

    Priests Gone Wild

    priests gone wild

    ‘Top’ church official says gay sex within the Vatican has ‘never been worse’

    I hope they start having better sex, what a shame

  • Incomplete Download

    I think my porn was not completely downloaded

  • Patrick With Them Two Arseholes

    Patrick died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for.

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    Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.

    Seamus said, “Yup, he’s burnt pretty bad. Roll him over.”

    So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said, “Nope, it ain’t Patrick.”

    The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Sean in to identify the body.

    Sean took a look at him and said, “Yup, he’s burnt real bad, roll him over.”

    The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said, “No, it ain’t Patrick.”

    The mortician asked, “How can you tell?”

    Sean said, “Well, Patrick had two arseholes.”

    “What? He had two arseholes?” asked the mortician.

    “Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, ‘Here comes Patrick with them two arseholes…’”

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  • Not Her Father

    At a wedding last weekend, I leaned over to the person beside me and whispered, “Wow… the bride isn’t exactly easy on the eyes.”

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    They turned to me and said, “Excuse me? That’s my daughter!”

    I quickly replied, “I’m so sorry… I didn’t realize you were her father.”

    “I’m not her father, you idiot,” they snapped. “I’m her mother!”

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  • My first girlfriend never stopped counting, so I broke up with her.

    My first girlfriend never stopped counting, so I broke up with her.

    I wonder what she’s up to?

  • Cameron Diaz Colonoscopy

    Doctor: You need to get a colonoscopy
    Me: What’s that?
    Doctor: It’s a…

  • It’s a Boy

    It was 10 years ago today my best mate James came running out of the room shouting, “It’s a boy!” with tears streaming down his face.

    We never went back to Thailand.