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Questionable humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Two Pieces Of Bad News

    “I have two pieces of bad news,” the doctor says.

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    “What are they?”

    “Well, the first piece of news is that you have cancer.”

    “What’s the second piece of news?” he asks.

    “Well, the second piece of bad news is that you have Alzheimer’s.”

    The man laughs and says, “Well, at least I don’t have cancer.”

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  • A Visit To The Doctor

    Woman: “Doc, I’m farting constantly! No smell and no sound. Since I came in, I must have farted at least 20 times. I bet you never noticed?”

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    Doctor: “I got it, I got it. I’ll write you a prescription for some medicine. Come back next week.”

    A week later:

    Woman: “Doc, what the hell did you give me? Now my farts are still silent, but they reek like hell!!”

    Doctor: “Perfect! Your stuffy nose is all better. Now we just need to take care of your hard of hearing.”

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  • At The Dentist

    Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”

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    Patient: “OK.”

    Dentist: “I’ve been having an affair with your wife for a while now.”

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  • Why a Small Cruise Ship Is Like a Guy

    Why is a small cruise ship like a guy suffering from premature ejaculation?

    Both of them only need a couple of tugs.

  • The Wi-Fi Password

    Me: “What’s the Wi-Fi password?”

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    My friend: “Blow me first.”

    Me: “Alright.”

    Later, me: “So… what’s the Wi-Fi password?”

    My friend: “blowmefirst, no caps, no spaces.”

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  • How to Respond to Someone Calling You a Grammar Nazi

    How do you respond to someone calling you a grammar Nazi?

    You call them antisemantic!

  • Personal Space

    Yesterday, one of my good friends told me I often make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space.

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    It was an incredibly hurtful thing to say and completely ruined our bath.

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  • A Bad Monopoly Game

    My brother took going to jail really badly. He refused to eat, spat and swore at anyone who came near him, and smeared the walls with his own feces.

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    After that, we never played Monopoly with him again.

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  • Tigers’ False Eyes

    Tigers’ False Eyes

    Tigers have “false eyes” on the back of their ears to discourage predators from attacking them from behind

    I am slightly less terrified of tigers and 1000x more terrified of whatever the fuck a tiger considers a predator

    That Bitch Carole Baskins

  • Drinking Water Intensely

    Drinking Water Intensely

    u ever drink water rlly intensely n it's dripping down ur chin n shit but ur lettin it and in that moment u really and truly are a dirty slut for water