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Questionable humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

I lost a bundle wagering on porn the other day. Take my advice

I lost a bundle wagering on porn the other day. Take my advice and don’t bet against the spread.
The problem with having a Smurf fetish is that once you’ve seen

The problem with having a Smurf fetish is that once you’ve seen one blue pussy, you’ve seen them all.
My co-worker’s brain fart was so big it left skid marks on the

My co-worker’s brain fart was so big it left skid marks on the back of his cubicle wall.
Ask all you want, but I ain’t showing you my Chanukah Bush

Ask all you want, but I ain’t showing you my Chanukah Bush.
Well, I guess I’m not going to host a foreign exchange student

Well, I guess I’m not going to host a foreign exchange student after all. Here’s a tip: You don’t want to specifically ask to get a sexy uninhibited Italian girl with huge tits. That seems to raise a red flag with the interviewers.
Nothing takes the sexy out of a fresh set of bed sheets faster

Nothing takes the sexy out of a fresh set of bed sheets faster than a schmear of butt-mustard left behind by the cat.
Okay, I get it: Every kiss begins with Kay. But what jewelry

Okay, I get it: Every kiss begins with Kay. But what jewelry store do I need if I just want a blow job?
Two things: 1) HDTV is not “Hard Dick TV.” 2) Costco doesn’t

Two things: 1) HDTV is not “Hard Dick TV.” 2) Costco doesn’t like it when you bring a vibrator to look at HDTVs.
I am routinely disgusted upon seeing my wife’s issues of

I am routinely disgusted upon seeing my wife’s issues of “Fitness” and “Shape” magazines, with scantily attired women adorning the cover. I mean, they *always* find a way to put the damn mailing label on top of the cameltoe!
I think all in-flight movies should be porn. That way the Mile

I think all in-flight movies should be porn. That way the Mile High Club assholes could get if over with faster so the rest of us could use the damn toilet.