Questionable Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

(b0nrmunky) These full frontal Kim Kardashian Paper Magazine

(b0nrmunky) These full frontal Kim Kardashian Paper Magazine pictures are just worrying me that we’re gonna see Justin Bieber’s dick next.

Note to self: Don’t make a move unless you’ve heard the whole

Note to self: Don’t make a move unless you’ve heard the whole sentence. Imagine my embarrassment when everyone started shouting at me that she wasn’t inviting me to kiss her under the camel toe.

If you’re casually walking around carrying a sack of your dog’s

If you’re casually walking around carrying a sack of your dog’s shit, the dog won.

You can tell how puritanical this country is by the fact that

You can tell how puritanical this country is by the fact that Hallmark doesn’t make a “Happy Felllated Birthday” card.

Dance in the School for the Blind’s talent show like nobody’s

Dance in the School for the Blind’s talent show like nobody’s watching.

Settle an argument: When a friend breaks her arm, it’s the other

Settle an argument: When a friend breaks her arm, it’s the other friend’s responsibility to draw a giant penis and balls on the cast, right?

I can say “Go die in a fire, you piece of trash” but not “I

I can say “Go die in a fire, you piece of trash” but not “I fucking love these Froot Loops.”

We censor bad words, not bad intentions

We censor bad words, not bad intentions.

I went on a date with a woman everyone knows is promiscuous. It

I went on a date with a woman everyone knows is promiscuous. It felt like waiting 3 hours in line to go on a ride at Disneyland.

She laughed when she realized it’s “condom” not “condiment,” but

She laughed when she realized it’s “condom” not “condiment,” but she’s not the one with mustard burns on her pecker.

Sensitivity: Questionable