If I die right now, my last Google search will be “carry testicles in milk crate,” so I look forward to my family finding that.
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Questionable humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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The Top 17 Rejected Titles for the Fifty Shades of Grey Movie
17. There’s Something About Tying Up and Whipping Mary
16. Boundhog Day
15. Prince of Tied
14. Binding Nemo
13. Cloudy with a Chance of Beat Balls
12. Meet the Floggers
11. Back Side Story
10. The Hurt Licker
9. L*A*S*H
8. Rear Ender’s Game
7. 12 Angry Men and a Coed with Daddy Issues
6. 13 Years a Sex Slave
5. Lock, Stock, Cuffs, Shackles, Chains, Restraints, Ball Gags and Two Smoking Barrels
4. Blazing Paddles
3. Thor All Over
2. Dude, Where’s Your Fist?
1. Whip. Lash.
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Chainsaw Fart Scratches the Itch
When your asshole itches but you rip a chainsaw fart that scratches it on the way out
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White People Just Better at It
RACISM EXISTS AMONG ALL RACES IN THE WORLD…
WHITE PEOPLE ARE JUST BETTER AT IT, LIKE MOST THINGS.
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Fuck Trump Doesn’t Mean That
EVERYBODY WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME
DONALD THATS NOT WHAT “FUCK TRUMP” MEANS
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Only White Men Can Handle This
sorry black boys, only white men can handle this
On behalf of black men everywhere we whole heartedly support your decision
On behalf of all white people, we sincerely admire your graciousness. However, we will be declining your generous offer and adamantly urge that the Mexicans take one for the team.
On behalf of the Mexicans there is some jobs we won’t even do maybe the Asians can take this one
On behalf of the Asian culture, we also kindly decline the generous act, as we are practicing our arithmetic, playing piano, and ninja flying arts, maybe the Muslims have the answer you seek
On behalf of all Muslims, we’re gonna have to decline the offer for the simple fact we don’t eat pork
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Sit Somewhere Else on the Bus
If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, she:
A) has intimacy issues
B) is frigid
C) needs to sit somewhere else on the bus
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No Wonder People Are Afraid of Clowns
just-shower-thoughts
The bigger your shoes the bigger your dick, the bigger your car the smaller your dick. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns.
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Government Can See You Through Your Webcam
worm on a string @sunsetdrive_
“the government can see you thru ur webcam” whatre they gonna do? watch me jack off and cry? woah im so scared.
