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Uncensored humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • My Cum Sock Watching Me Fuck a Sex Doll

    My Cum Sock Watching Me Fuck a Sex Doll

    My cum sock watching me fuck a sex doll

    am i a joke to u

  • Gay Dudes Be Like I’m a Squirter

    Gay Dudes Be Like I’m a Squirter

    Gay dudes be like “I’m a squirter” 🥴

  • Epstein’s Christmas Dinner

    What does Jeffrey Epstein serve for a Christmas dinner?

    Holy infant, so tender and mild.

  • Teeth Marks

    How do you know that a suicide victim was gay?

    The teeth marks are farther down the barrel.

  • When Your Girl Is Giving You a Handjob Under the Table

    When Your Girl Is Giving You a Handjob Under the Table

    When your girl is giving you a handjob under the table.

  • The Old Man and the Prostitute

    A prostitute standing outside a motel in a small town saw a 70+ year old man walking past. She hadn’t had a customer in a while, so she whistles at him and says, “Hey, would you like to have some fun time with me?”

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    The old man said, “But I won’t be able to…”

    Prostitute: “C’mon man… give it a try…”

    Old man says okay. They go in. The old man whips out his dick and fucks the daylights out of her for 30 minutes. When he’s done, the prostitute, all exhausted and tired, says, “But you said you won’t be able to…”

    “…pay you,” replied the old man.

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  • Can You Guys Peel the Cucumbers, Please?

    Can You Guys Peel the Cucumbers, Please?

    French Fries

    Greek Salad
    Request: Can you guys peel the cucumbers, please? If not, no big deal, but my girlfriend acts like a fucking bitch about unpeeled cucumbers like it’s my fault.

    XL 18″ Cheese Pizza

  • The 69th Wedding Anniversary

    The 69th wedding anniversary should be the dildo anniversary. Not only is the number appropriate, but you’re definitely not fucking anyone by then.

  • The Hinge and the Lawn Mower

    A woman goes into a hardware store to buy a hinge for a door.

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    She puts the hinge on the counter, and the guy says, “Excuse me, lady, do you wanna screw for that hinge?”

    She says, “No, but I’ll blow you for that lawn mower.”

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  • Fuck Him, Give Him Five Dollars

    A mailman was delivering mail on Christmas Eve when a beautiful middle-aged woman stopped him and said, “Can you come inside the house real quick?”

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    The mailman was intrigued and followed her inside.

    She took him to the bedroom, started taking her clothes off, and they had sex.

    After it was over, he got dressed to leave, and she handed him a five-dollar bill.

    The mailman, confused, asked, “What was all this for?”

    She said, “My husband and I were discussing Christmas gifts, and I asked him if we should give anything to the mailman.”

    “He said, ‘Ahh, fuck him, give him five dollars.’”

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