With its backward-curving fangs and quick-acting venom, the Mexican tarantula is widely known for giving the animal kingdom’s worst blowjob.
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Uncensored humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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I used to feel confident because so many gay dudes were hot for
I used to feel confident because so many gay dudes were hot for me. Then I realized that gay dudes, like me, will stick their dicks in anything.
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The song says you can’t hurry love, yet my boyfriend manages to
The song says you can’t hurry love, yet my boyfriend manages to cum in less than 60 seconds every damn time.
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The reason I keep going back to Cherry is that she appreciates
The reason I keep going back to Cherry is that she appreciates my eccentricities, like using exactly 2.5 tablespoons of lube, and that it has to be applied clockwise to both my cock and her sphincter, once before and once midway through. Yep, I’m *very* anal about anal.
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I like my women like I like my grilled cheese sandwiches:
I like my women like I like my grilled cheese sandwiches: slightly toasted, cheesy, and with really large tits.
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I’m so cool I knew William Shatner when he was still William
I’m so cool I knew William Shatner when he was still William Shittingner.
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“You CAN Go Fuck Yourself!” – AutoerotiCon 2014 Seminar
“You CAN Go Fuck Yourself!” – AutoerotiCon 2014 Seminar
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I have a penis and know how to cook. Laydeez! I’m one-stop
I have a penis and know how to cook. Laydeez! I’m one-stop shopping for feeding and fucking!
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With my pants around my ankles, I’m having a jet of water shot
With my pants around my ankles, I’m having a jet of water shot up my ass. Guess which room of the house I’m in? Yep, your mom’s bedroom.
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What the fuck? That disgusting “scat party” had absolutely
What the fuck? That disgusting “scat party” had absolutely nothing to do with jazz vocal improvisation using nonsense syllables! It was gross. Luckily, I can get it out of my head by showing off my barefoot skiing skills at tomorrow night’s watersports party.
