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Life Hack No. 112: Stop being a fucking asshole

Life Hack No. 112: Stop being a fucking asshole.

I cover up the offensive vowels when I use words like “shit” and “fuck.” It’s kind of like putting a bikini over the word’s hairy little cunt.

No one else wants to say it, but I will… Women giving blowjobs to strap-on dildos is stupid.

(Kim Moser) I wonder what Mr. Rogers sounded like fucking.

“Fuckwad on Board” signs would be a lot more useful and honest than “Baby on Board” signs.

Business idea: Whore House of Pancakes, for guys who get hungry after they fuck.

Grandpa nods his head, peering into the kitchen with a confident smile: “See your grandma over there, kid? Yeah, I fucked her.”

Never split an in-fucking-finitive.

On the unrated DVD of “Home Alone,” Macaulay Culkin’s mom blows John Candy and his polka buddies in exchange for a ride to Chicago.

Make it a “December To Remember” by keying “Buttfucker” into the side of some stuffy old lady’s Lexus.