Okay, I can see how calling it “stabby fun time” could be creepy, but I don’t think it’s any creepier than your calling it “making love.”
Meh Thoughts
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I’m no physicist, but I’ll bet that in the fourth dimension, “thinking outside the
I’m no physicist, but I’ll bet that in the fourth dimension, “thinking outside the tesseract” is physically impossible.
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“I do declare, there were times when I was so lonesome I took
“I do declare, there were times when I was so lonesome I took some comfort there.” Notice how gentle “cornholing some chick” sounds in folk music?
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On the One Hand But On the Other
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right.
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No Canaries in Canary or Virgin Islands
There are no canaries on Canary Island. The same thing is true about the Virgin Islands.
There are no canaries there, either.
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Ken came in a different box
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
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I cried because I had no shoes.
I cried because I had no shoes. Then I met a man in an Amsterdam brothel with a diaper on and a rubber chicken on his head, who was the victim of a botched sex-change operation in a Tijuana prison. That pretty much shut me up.
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Scientists Can Clone Sheep
I sleep better at night knowing that scientists can clone sheep.
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They say that slow and steady wins the race.
They say that slow and steady wins the race. Well, “they” apparently don’t run the US Olympic Committee, I can tell you that.
