That guy Victor, who gets all the spoils? I’ll bet his place really stinks.
Meh Thoughts
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Apparently there’s this website, WheresGeorge.com, that will enable you enter a serial
Apparently there’s this website, WheresGeorge.com, that will enable you enter a serial number to track where your dollar bills have been. That’s gotta be a lot more accurate than my tasting method.
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I didn’t want to tell the owner of the shoe store how to run his business, but I still
I didn’t want to tell the owner of the shoe store how to run his business, but I still think his “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service” sign was costing him a lot of potential customers.
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I can’t decide if my book about ponies on heroin should be called “Horses Do Horse, Of
I can’t decide if my book about ponies on heroin should be called “Horses Do Horse, Of Course, Of Course” or “They Shoot Up Horses, Don’t They?”
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The Teaspoon
The invention of the teaspoon caused quite a stir.
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Just as I was about to slip some more company pens and note pads into my pocket, that
Just as I was about to slip some more company pens and note pads into my pocket, that small inner voice stopped me, saying, “Jerry, don’t do that. It’s wrong.” Then it added, “Why don’t you kill everybody here instead?”
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Common Sense: The Deodorant of Wisdom
Common sense is like deodorant… the people who need it most never use it.
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My sister couldn’t believe herself when she accepted an offer of
My sister couldn’t believe herself when she accepted an offer of sex from the man with the world’s smallest penis. She didn’t know she had it in her.
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I found out recently that few words are more powerful than “cleavage.”
I found out recently that few words are more powerful than “cleavage.” You can place it with 10,000 others in an employee review, and it’s still the only one your lawyers want to talk about.
