Tone: cheeky

Cheeky humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

Little Johnny Vocabulary Check

An older neighbor runs into Little Johnny as he’s coming home from school
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“How are you, Johnny?”

“Fine.”

“And how is school?”

“Fine.”

“And how are your parents doing?”

“Fine.”

“Tell me, do you have any other words in your vocabulary besides ‘Fine’?”

“Dad said I’m not allowed to say ‘Fuck Off’ yet.”

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Got in Treble

Why was the musician arrested? He got in treble.
Toucan Play That Game

There have been some people on Facebook who have blocked me because of my bird puns. Well, toucan play that game.
My Girlfriend’s Vagina Smells Like Roses

Bob tells his buddy, “My girlfriend’s vagina smells like roses!”
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His buddy says, “That’s incredible! You’re really lucky.”

And Bob says, “Yeah, but Rose has bigger tits.”

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I asked a Scottish guy to name all the women he slept with

I asked a Scottish guy to name all the women he slept with.

He fell asleep.
Three Men Comparing How Dumb Their Blonde Wives Are

Three men were comparing how dumb their blonde wives were.
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The first man said, “My wife is so dumb, she can’t do math past the third-grade level!”

The second man said, “Oh yeah? My wife is so dumb, she thinks Cheerios are earrings!”

The third man said, “I’ve got you both beat! My wife is so dumb, she was packing to go on a girls trip last week, and she must have packed a hundred condoms. And she doesn’t even have a single penis!”

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Before the Crowbar Was Invented

Before the crowbar was invented, I bet that crows used to just drink at home.
The Only Food That Can Make You Cry

My cousin was going on and on about how an onion is the only food that can make you cry without eating it. So I hit him in the face with a coconut.
When my manager said I can be really irritating

Turns out when my manager said that “You can be really irritating at work sometimes” that wasn’t them giving me permission…..
I asked a friend about potassium-rich fruit

I asked a friend, “Did you know that there’s a fruit that gives you your entire potassium requirement for the day?”
He said: “Yeah, that’s bananas.”
I responded: “I know. I was shocked too.”