Tone: cheeky

Cheeky humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Cucumbers Vegan

    Cucumbers Vegan

    When my wife sends me to the supermarket to get cucumbers I also buy Vaseline so the cashier doesn’t think that I’m a vegan.

  • Spidey Socks Underwear

    Spidey Socks Underwear

    When she sees that my Spidey man socks match my Spidey man underwear

  • Advantages Older Woman

    Advantages Older Woman

    When she’s getting ready to show you the advantages of dating an older woman…

  • Long Ass Day

    Long Ass Day

    IT WAS A LONG ASS DAY

  • Service Dog Drug Dog

    Service Dog Drug Dog

    Switching jobs from service dog to drug sniffing dog is the best decision I ever made. Oh yeah, woof, or something.

  • Women Live Longer No Wife

    Women Live Longer No Wife

    Women live longer than Men because they don’t have a wife

  • Lords Spaghetti

    Lords Spaghetti

    My psalms are sweaty knees weak, cross is heavy

    last supper is ready it’s lord’s spaghetti

  • Turkey Sandwich Chill

    Turkey Sandwich Chill

    This turkey sandwich better chill tf out

  • Sawed Off Shotgun Valentine

    Sawed Off Shotgun Valentine

    My son got suspended from school for asking a girl to be his valentine and chasing her with a sawed off shotgun

    #BoysWillBeBoys

  • Grilling Steak Mom

    Grilling Steak Mom

    YOU SEE SON, GRILLING A GOOD STEAK IS A LOT LIKE YOUR MOM

    ONCE IT STARTS BLEEDING, IT’S TIME TO FLIP HER OVER TO THE BROWN SIDE.