They should make slutty Halloween costumes for men too. Just take a pirate or a vampire costume and cut out a big hole for the wang to hang out.
Tone: cheeky
Cheeky humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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She let me put my Bada-boom in her Bada-bing. I’m gonna try for
She let me put my Bada-boom in her Bada-bing. I’m gonna try for her Bada-bung next time.
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Business idea: Whore House of Pancakes – for guys who get hungry
Business idea: Whore House of Pancakes – for guys who get hungry after they fuck.
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I’m no conspiracy theorist, but I’m pretty sure the people who
I’m no conspiracy theorist, but I’m pretty sure the people who named it Dick’s knew what the word dick means.
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Yoga mats aren’t designed to accommodate a guy’s balls. Remove
Yoga mats aren’t designed to accommodate a guy’s balls. Remove them and give them to the woman who brought you there for safe keeping.
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I bet the reason the folks settled on the name “Tinder” was that
I bet the reason the folks settled on the name “Tinder” was that all the copyright attorneys got their panties twisted when they tried to use “Twatter.”
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Regarding being accused of masturbating in the shower: I can
Regarding being accused of masturbating in the shower: I can tell you that the fact my wife’s conditioner looks like semen has bailed me out on more than one occasion.
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“GIVE ME MORE BALLS!” -me, playing this Arkanoid game
“GIVE ME MORE BALLS!” -me, playing this Arkanoid game
