Jesus says your mom’s a whore!
Tone: cheeky
Cheeky humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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What To Do With Your Opinion
What To Do With Your Opinion
1. Unwrap your opinion.
2. Moisten your opinion with water or water-based lubricating jelly (such as KY Brand).
3. Lie on your left side and bend your right knee up towards your chest. Gently push your opinion into your rectum so that is deep enough to not come out.
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Her Mouth Would Be an Airport
I’m not saying she is a whore, but if dicks had wings, her mouth would be an airport.
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Friendship Anal
wonder if they did friendship anal also
Friendship kiss between Russian and US soldier during WW2
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Trumpets
John: *writes Revelations* Lord, the End is signaled by trumpets?
God: No, Trump/Pence
John: Right. Trumpets.
God: Fine. They’ll know.
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This Is Exactly What I Was Afraid Of
[doctor looking at my xrays]
doctor: this is exactly what i was afraid of
me: what
doctor: skeletons
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Or Get the Hose Again
ROSES ARE FOR VASES
LOTION’S FOR THE SKIN
YOU WILL BE MY VALENTINE
OR GET THE HOSE AGAIN.




