VHS roulette: A very dangerous game to play. Is it porn or a birthday party?
Tone: cheeky
Cheeky humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Job Interview Today
My Girlfriend is so sweet. She sent me this pic from her job interview today. Good luck
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Your Mom Chocolate Bars
Your mom after I buy $4 worth of chocolate bars for your little league fundraiser
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Cut My Leash Into Pieces
Cut my leash into pieces
This is my bestest bork
Domestication
No Breeding
Cant give a heck
Cause they neutered my weenie
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Dishwasher Chopping Vegetables
HIM: the dishwasher is acting weird
HER: what’s it doing
HIM: chopping fucking vegetables
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Lives With His Wife
Women won’t date a guy that lives with his mom but they will date a guy that lives with his wife
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to each was that I thought she was beautiful and that she’d
to each was that I thought she was beautiful and that she’d probably look even better crumpled up in a pile on the floor next to my bed.
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You wanna see Richter scale action? Try me, on a trampoline, braless
You wanna see Richter scale action? Try me, on a trampoline, braless.
