Tone: cheeky

Cheeky humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

I’m not saying my boyfriend’s penis is small, but that’s only

I’m not saying my boyfriend’s penis is small, but that’s only because he’s probably heard it his entire life and I don’t want him to feel bad.
There is no “I” in “team,” but there are at least six eyes in a

There is no “I” in “team,” but there are at least six eyes in a Daisy Chain.
Sometimes when I’m having sex with my girlfriend, I imagine that

Sometimes when I’m having sex with my girlfriend, I imagine that I’m with another woman. Then again, so does she.
Sure, I robbed that bank. I heard that cute bank teller fingered

Sure, I robbed that bank. I heard that cute bank teller fingered lots of suspects in the past.
A gentle brush of the tit across the back of the arm is enough

A gentle brush of the tit across the back of the arm is enough to get any guy in the bar’s attention. Use your power responsibly, ladies.
Funny, you’d think my boyfriend would’ve been *more* aroused

Funny, you’d think my boyfriend would’ve been *more* aroused when I emerged from the bathroom naked, purring that I wanted
I don’t really find back of the neck tattoos attractive on a

I don’t really find back of the neck tattoos attractive on a woman, but I do appreciate having something to read during sex — so thanks, ladies!
I was wrist-deep inside of my girlfriend and thought to myself,

I was wrist-deep inside of my girlfriend and thought to myself, “There’s GOT to be a filthy Rumination in here somewhere.”
Now that “Cyber Monday” shopping is out of the way, I’m ready

Now that “Cyber Monday” shopping is out of the way, I’m ready for all the great sex toy deals available during “Titty-rific Tuesday.”
I just learned a new riff on my ukulele, in case you were

I just learned a new riff on my ukulele, in case you were wondering where all this pussy came from.