GOOD HANDJOB TIP:
1) Put it in your mouth.
But not just the tip.
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Just found a really old porno on VHS, called Head Cleaner.
Sounds hot.

When you just got done clapping some single mom cheeks and need to hydrate for the next round

Men should ejaculate at least 21 times per month to reduce the risk of developing prostate cancer.
Christian @galacticla: It’s June 23rd and I’m already done with August.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS :
VERY RELIEVED SOCKS CAN’T GET PREGNANT

MIDGET POLE DANCING
FOR WHEN YOU’RE SHORT ON CASH