I just wanted to show her my memes. Next thing you know my weiner is in her mouth. I’m tired of being used.
Tone: crude
Crude humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Mom Ordered Door Dash Again
Oh look, your mom ordered Door Dash again. 😈🤣
SEMEN
WTA GAGS.COM
WGS HI BLOW
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Nose Grazes the Butt-Clit
When she’s slurping your meat from behind and her nose grazes your butt-clit ever so gently
I’m gonna squirt!
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Mellencamp
When the dump is so big you accidentally give yourself a Mellencamp
mellencamp
To take a dump so large that the prostate is stimulated and the male ejaculates a little while taking the shit. Called a mellencamp because “it hurts so good.”
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The Elephant Trunk
A man goes to the doctor, absolutely desperate. He says, “Doc, I was in a horrible accident and lost my penis. I can’t live like this, you have to help me!”
The doctor says, “Good news, we have an experimental procedure. We take a baby elephant’s trunk, graft it on, and it works perfectly.”
The man agrees immediately. The surgery is a success.
Two months later, the man brings a beautiful woman home for a date. Things start heating up, and suddenly, the man feels a twitch in his pants. The trunk-penis is waking up.
As they are sitting there, the elephant trunk unzips his fly, creeps onto the table, reaches into the breadbasket, grabs a dinner roll, and disappears back under the table.
The woman is stunned, her eyes wide.
“That was… amazing!” she says. “Can you do that again?”
The guy smiles, wincing in pain, and replies, “I’d love to, but I don’t think I can fit another dinner roll up my ass!”
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Teeth Marks
How do you know that a suicide victim was gay?
The teeth marks are farther down the barrel.
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Trans Fat
What do you get when you cremate a femboy/tomboy?
Trans fat.
