Tone: dark

At the club, the doorman says, “Hi, John. How are you doing today?”

The wife asks, “How did he know your name?”

John says, “Oh! Honey, I played football with him in college.”

Inside, the bartender says, “As usual, John?”

John says to his wife, “Before you say anything, he’s on the bowling team.”

Then a stripper asks, “Hi, John. Do you want the special again?”

The wife doesn’t wait for him to give an excuse anymore. She drags him into a taxi…

Then the taxi driver says, “Hey, Johnny boy! You picked up an ugly one this time!”

John’s funeral is next week…