A guy was walking to a bar, and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex.
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I was blessed with a 9-inch penis
I was blessed with a 9-inch penis.
That priest is in jail now.
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Say what you will of the Nazis
Say what you will of the Nazis, but they did manage to do a lot of scientific research without harming any animals.
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If only Africa had more mosquito nets
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
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My favorite sex position is the JFK
MY FAVORITE SEX POSITION IS THE JFK
I SPLATTER ALL OVER HER WHILE SHE SCREAMS AND TRYS TO GET OUT OF THE CAR
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Holocaust survivor dies during trip to Auschwitz
Holocaust survivor dies during trip to Auschwitz
6,000,001
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On a scale of 1-8 how old are you?
Doctor – On a scale of 1-8 how old are you?
Kid – It stops at 8?
Doctor – It does for you
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When you lose your son to heroin
When you lose your son to heroin ,but you’re kinda glad that you no longer have to eat cereal with a fork
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This 25-year-old mother set a new world record
THIS 25-YEAR-OLD MOTHER SET A NEW WORLD RECORD BY GIVING BIRTH TO 9 BABIES AT ONCE, AND AGAINST ALL ODDS, THEY ALL SURVIVED!
Jesus Christ, the crime rate is gonna skyrocket in their neighborhood!
