Tone: dark

Dark jokes, grim memes, and humor with the lights off and the judgment missing from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Boomerang Constant Fear

    Boomerang Constant Fear

    I threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back. Now I live in constant fear.

  • Going Deaf Hard To Hear

    Going Deaf Hard To Hear

    BEING TOLD I WAS GOING DEAF WAS VERY DIFFICULT TO HEAR

  • Elmo Sesame Street

    Elmo Sesame Street

    Elmo knows better than to question a man who just tore off half of his friend’s head to wear as a hat. There’s no place for weakness on the Sesame Street.

  • Happy Ending Rabbit

    Happy Ending Rabbit

    …AND SO THE LITTLE RABBIT QUICKLY DUCKED INTO A BUSH TO HIDE FROM THE SCARY FARMER AND HIS DOGS.

    HEY DAD… WILL THIS STORY HAVE A HAPPY ENDING?

    WELL… IF YOU INSIST.

    *PTOOEY*

    Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

  • Walter Summerford Lightning

    Walter Summerford Lightning

    A man named Walter Summerford was struck by lightening 3 times in his life. After his death, his gravestone was also struck.

    Jesus Christ!

    FUCK THAT GUY

  • Lot Has Changed

    Lot Has Changed

    Top was 3 yrs ago.. A lot has changed for the niggas we blessed

  • Havent Stolen In A Week

    Havent Stolen In A Week

    when you haven’t stolen anything in a week

  • Jew In Oven

    Jew In Oven

    Carryout Orders:

    76 LINDSEY – Now – Ready

    78 MARTIN SCHMIDT – Now – Ready

    79 LYNN MURRAY – Now – Ready

    81 JEW – 4 minutes – In Oven

  • No Mother Robs Store

    No Mother Robs Store

    NO MOTHER SHOULD HAVE TO FEAR FOR HER SON’S LIFE EVERY TIME HE ROBS A STORE

    RESIST AND !!

  • Odyssey Named After

    Odyssey Named After

    odysseus: we now set out on our odyssey.

    sailor: [raising hand] what’s an odyssey?

    odysseus: a long journey named after the only survivor.

    sailor: oh ok wait what.