Tone: dark

Dark jokes, grim memes, and humor with the lights off and the judgment missing from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • First Football Game Sex

    First Football Game Sex

    MY FIRST HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL GAME WAS A LOT LIKE THE FIRST TIME I HAD SEX

    I WAS BLOODY AND SORE BUT AT LEAST MY DAD CAME

  • Race Who Comes First

    Race Who Comes First

    WHENEVER I HAVE SEX, IT’S A RACE TO SEE WHO COMES FIRST.

    ME OR THE POLICE.

  • Junkie Punching Bag

    Junkie Punching Bag

    You see a junkie. They see a daughter.

    You see a choice. They see a disease.

    You see hopeless. They see helpless.

    I see a 20 dollar blow job and a punching bag.

  • Shot 38 Times Suicide

    Shot 38 Times Suicide

    HEAR ABOUT THAT BLACK GUY WHO WAS SHOT 38 TIMES?

    WORST CASE OF SUICIDE WE’VE EVER SEEN

  • Boomerang Constant Fear

    Boomerang Constant Fear

    I threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back. Now I live in constant fear.

  • Going Deaf Hard To Hear

    Going Deaf Hard To Hear

    BEING TOLD I WAS GOING DEAF WAS VERY DIFFICULT TO HEAR

  • Elmo Sesame Street

    Elmo Sesame Street

    Elmo knows better than to question a man who just tore off half of his friend’s head to wear as a hat. There’s no place for weakness on the Sesame Street.

  • Happy Ending Rabbit

    Happy Ending Rabbit

    …AND SO THE LITTLE RABBIT QUICKLY DUCKED INTO A BUSH TO HIDE FROM THE SCARY FARMER AND HIS DOGS.

    HEY DAD… WILL THIS STORY HAVE A HAPPY ENDING?

    WELL… IF YOU INSIST.

    *PTOOEY*

    Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

  • Walter Summerford Lightning

    Walter Summerford Lightning

    A man named Walter Summerford was struck by lightening 3 times in his life. After his death, his gravestone was also struck.

    Jesus Christ!

    FUCK THAT GUY

  • Lot Has Changed

    Lot Has Changed

    Top was 3 yrs ago.. A lot has changed for the niggas we blessed