LAST YEAR TYRONE GOT A NEW JOB, STARTED BUILDING HIS CREDIT, AND SPENDING MORE TIME WITH HIS KIDS
THEN SOMETHING AMAZING STARTED TO HAPPEN!
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LAST YEAR TYRONE GOT A NEW JOB, STARTED BUILDING HIS CREDIT, AND SPENDING MORE TIME WITH HIS KIDS
THEN SOMETHING AMAZING STARTED TO HAPPEN!

When she ain’t got no hair to pull so you gotta improvise

Poor Nabib has to travel 6 miles every day for fresh water on a bike with no wheels or seat.
For just a month we can send you the DVD. It’s fucking hilarious.

interviewer: any experience operating heavy machinery?
guy: does your mom count?
interviewer: lmao fuck you’re hired

A boy asks his mom, “Why am i black and you’re white?”
Mom replied, “Don’t even go there. The way that party went. You’re lucky you don’t bark”

YOU WIN THIS TIME PENIS
One of these days I’m going to find you, and when i do…..

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she’ll never forget.
Because elephants never fucking forget.

SHE USED VASELINE TO GIVE ME A HANDJOB
I CAME 3 TIMES IN THE SHOWER TRYING TO WASH THE SHIT OFF

A finger in her ass will eliminate the gag reflex
This is science … you can’t debate it … just try it …