WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HOOKER AND JESUS?
WHAT?
THE LOOK ON THEIR FACE WHEN YOU’RE NAILING THEM.
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WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HOOKER AND JESUS?
WHAT?
THE LOOK ON THEIR FACE WHEN YOU’RE NAILING THEM.
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IS IT WRONG TO HAVE SEX WITH A HORSE?
NEIGH
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Ad:”How to get rich in 4 easy steps”
People in wheelchairs:

teacher: your essay must start with an attention grabber
me: so i’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties

My wife just gave birth today and after thanking the doctor, I pulled him aside and sheepishly asked, “How soon do you think we’ll be able to have sex?”
He winked at me and said, “I’m off duty in ten minutes, meet me in the car park.”

It’s called chloroform… you’ll love it. It’s like aromatherapy but without all the struggling.