Tone: inappropriate

Inappropriate humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Duct Tape Viagra

    Duct Tape Viagra

    “Hope you don’t mind… I’m out of Viagra, so I used duct tape.”

  • Lick-A-Chick

    Lick-A-Chick

    LICK-A-CHICK DRIVE IN RESTAURANT

    3 km AHEAD

    Best FRIED CHICKEN On The Island

  • Why Would I Pick You

    Why Would I Pick You

    Me : Dad, am i adopted ?

    Dad : No, why the fuck would i pick you ?

  • Adios Card

    Adios Card

    Can you grab a card on the way home? My coworker’s mom died

    Loss of Loved One

    ADIOS!

    Loss of Loved One

    what the fuck is wrong with you?

  • John Deere Black Lives

    John Deere Black Lives

    THANKS TO JOHN DEERE

    BLACK LIVES HAVEN’T MATTERED FOR A LONG TIME

  • Asshole Always Hurts

    Asshole Always Hurts

    ME: I don’t understand why my Asshole always hurts.

    Also ME: (spicy food and priest collage)

  • Best Trade I’ve Ever Made

    Best Trade I’ve Ever Made

    Sign says “Watch for Children.” He brought a watch. Deal done.

  • Jeopardy: Blood, Sweat, and Tears

    Jeopardy: Blood, Sweat, and Tears

    Category: BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS. Contestant shrugs, commits to the bit, walks away $8,800 richer and forever remembered.

  • The Ribbed Stranger

    The Ribbed Stranger

    STEP UP YOUR JERK OFF GAME WITH…

    THE RIBBED STRANGER

  • Say It With Flowers

    Say It With Flowers

    “SAY IT WITH FLOWERS!”

    “I NEED SOMETHING THAT SAYS, ‘I’D LIKE TO STICK MY DICK BETWEEN YOUR TITS’”