I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen
table when we heard the front door open
She said “it’s my husband!.. Quick, try the
backdoor!”
Thinking back, I really should have ran but you
don’t get offers like that every day.
Tone: Innuendo
Innuendo humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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A Kitchen Table
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A Note to Self for Holiday Baking
Note to self. When
baking for the holidays
don’t google cream pies.
Google cream pie
recipes. -
The Perfect Gift
can’t argue with that
ACTIVE
THE PERFECT GIFT
Head
SAVE UP TO 65% OFF
DEPARTMENT STORE PRICES EVERY DAY -
Cheating Once a Month
If you cheat on ya girl once a month
that’s only 12/365 days…You still 97%
faithful. That’s an A+ -
A Guy Who Uses Toys During Sex
HER: I LIKE A GUY WHO
USES TOYS DURING SEX
ME: *SHOOTS NURF GUN AT
HER BUTTHOLE DURING SEX*
HER:
