Tone: irreverent

Irreverent humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

“Fuckwad on Board” signs would be a lot more useful and honest

“Fuckwad on Board” signs would be a lot more useful and honest than “Baby on Board” signs.
Business idea: Whore House of Pancakes, for guys who get hungry

Business idea: Whore House of Pancakes, for guys who get hungry after they fuck.
(b0nrmunky) These full frontal Kim Kardashian Paper Magazine

(b0nrmunky) These full frontal Kim Kardashian Paper Magazine pictures are just worrying me that we’re gonna see Justin Bieber’s dick next.
Never split an in-fucking-finitive

Never split an in-fucking-finitive.
While flipping through the TV channels, I found the “Thriller”

While flipping through the TV channels, I found the “Thriller” video in the middle of the zombie dance. My youngest son said, “I bet that’s what Michael looks like now.”
On the unrated DVD of “Home Alone,” Macaulay Culkin’s mom blows

On the unrated DVD of “Home Alone,” Macaulay Culkin’s mom blows John Candy and his polka buddies in exchange for a ride to Chicago.
Make it a “December To Remember” by keying “Buttfucker” into the

Make it a “December To Remember” by keying “Buttfucker” into the side of some stuffy old lady’s Lexus.
People are perfectly fine taking food in with friends & family,

People are perfectly fine taking food in with friends & family, but they get all uppity if I suggest we all have a shit together. Hypocrites.
Note to self: Don’t make a move unless you’ve heard the whole

Note to self: Don’t make a move unless you’ve heard the whole sentence. Imagine my embarrassment when everyone started shouting at me that she wasn’t inviting me to kiss her under the camel toe.
Business idea: Whore House of Pancakes – for guys who get hungry

Business idea: Whore House of Pancakes – for guys who get hungry after they fuck.