When she’s getting ready to show you the advantages of dating an older woman…
Tone: raunchy
Raunchy humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Top 12 Cartoon Character Pick-Up Lines
The Top 12 Cartoon Character Pick-Up Lines
12. Wimpy — “I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for a hummer today.”
11. Foghorn Leghorn — “Ah say, boy, ah say, you’ve got it all wrong. Those little chickens you’ve been chasing around are roosters. What you want is a big ol’ hen, like me.”
10. Bart Simpson — “Eat my shorts, ma’am!”
9. Batman — “Wanna help to dispel those nasty rumors about me and the Boy Wonder?”
8. Speedy Gonzales — “Senorita, it’s just a nickname!”
7. Pepe LePew — “But, mon cherie — I don’t smell any worse than anyone else in France.”
6. Ross Perot — “I’m worth $4 billion.”
5. Porky Pig — “L-L-Let’s go back to my place and f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fu-f-f-fu… hump.”
4. Popeye — “I’m strong to the finish ’cause I takes Viagra!”
3. Pinocchio — “Hey, I *am* a woody!”
2. Underdog — “My heart is for you, my Polly, dear; You are pure and true, can I sniff your rear?”
1. Tweety Bird — “I wuuuv to eat putty!”
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Angry Raccoon
angry raccoon
When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of a raccoon. Then you run out of the house, knocking over the trash can on the way out.
After a visit to the zoo, I felt compelled to give my girl the angry raccoon.
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Carrots Are Good for Your Memory
Carrots are good for your memory.
Get one shoved in your ass and you won’t forget it.
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Alakazam Let Me Slam
Me: wanna fuck? 👀
Her: Why do u have to say it like that? Its supposed to be a magical moment
Me: Alakazam let me slam
