Tone: Sarcastic

Sarcastic jokes, dry insults, eye-roll energy, and punchlines that need a workplace warning from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

“You have nothing to lose but inches!” certainly worked better

“You have nothing to lose but inches!” certainly worked better with girdle sales than it does with penis enhancement products.
Hooters must not pay much. The women working there can’t afford

Hooters must not pay much. The women working there can’t afford to buy shorts that fit or shirts that aren’t ripped — or even soap to wash off the skank every night when they’re done.
There’s a sucker born every minute, but there’s an asshole born

There’s a sucker born every minute, but there’s an asshole born every 30 seconds.
Sometimes a girl just needs to hear those three little words:

Sometimes a girl just needs to hear those three little words: “I’d hit that.”
This DVD box says, “The Director’s Cut.” Why the fuck should *I*

This DVD box says, “The Director’s Cut.” Why the fuck should *I* care what his penis looks like?
I’m guessing the reason it’s called a “staff meeting” is because

I’m guessing the reason it’s called a “staff meeting” is because of that guy in accounting who always seems to be playing with himself while he shows us his presentations.
she’s saying, “Look what I can do that you can’t

she’s saying, “Look what I can do that you can’t.”
Well, I guess I’m not going to host a foreign exchange student

Well, I guess I’m not going to host a foreign exchange student after all. Here’s a tip: You don’t want to specifically ask to get a sexy uninhibited Italian girl with huge tits. That seems to raise a red flag with the interviewers.
They say you never forget the name of your first love. Mine was

They say you never forget the name of your first love. Mine was Asshole O’Douchebag.
But in the end, it’s always my dick that somehow ends up

But in the end, it’s always my dick that somehow ends up grabbing my attention. (Jim Woodruff My new girlfriend is the sexiest woman in the world: big firm breasts, gorgeous eyes and lips, luscious curving hips, long and thick peni– hey, wait just a fucking minute! Oh, my god. I can’t believe this! She totally forgot to wish me a happy one-week anniversary!