They say make-up sex is the best, which is lucky, because all my sex is made up.
Tone: self-deprecating
Self-deprecating humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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I Feel Like All Black Men Look the Same – It’s Probably the Bright Orange Uniforms
I FEEL LIKE ALL BLACK MEN LOOK THE SAME…
NOT BEING RACIST OR ANYTHING, BUT IT’S PROBABLY THE BRIGHT ORANGE UNIFORMS
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Day 21 of Quarantine, My Bologna Is About to Get a First Name
Day 21 of quarantine, my bologna is about to get a first name
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You Know You’re Getting Old When You Walk By 4 Priests and Don’t Even Get a Wink
You know you’re getting old when
you walk by 4 priests and you don’t even get a wink
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Me on Naked and Afraid Waiting for a Box of Krispy Kremes
Me on naked and afraid waiting for a box of Krispy Kremes to wash up
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Relationship Status: Very Relieved Socks Can’t Get Pregnant
RELATIONSHIP STATUS :
VERY RELIEVED SOCKS CAN’T GET PREGNANT
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Escorted Out of the All You Can Eat Chinese Buffet
Me being escorted out of the all you can eat Chinese buffet.
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Explaining AI
My daughter asked me to explain AI to her.
I said, “You know how Dad gives wrong answers confidently? It’s like that but faster.”
