My butthole watching me pour hot sauce over everything
Tone: self-deprecating
Self-deprecating humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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No Thanks I’ll Just Have Water
No thanks, I’ll just have water
Gatorade FIERCE GRAPE .50 20 oz Plastic
Gat rade .50 FRUIT PUNCH
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A lot of loud swearing sounds
I don’t know about trees, but when I was alone in the forest and I fell down, I made a lot of loud swearing sounds.
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Beat Up a Fifth Grader
I don’t think I’d do very well on that TV show, “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?”
But if they ever have a spin-off called, “Can You Beat Up a Fifth Grader?” I’ll bet I could score some nice consolation prizes.
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Help the Children, Get Roasted
When you try to help the children in need but end up getting roasted instead
