Tone: shocking

Shocking humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • School Shooting Interview

    School Shooting Interview

    Interviewer:what helped you survive the school shooting

    Me:well it really helps if you are the shooter

  • Grandfather’s Last Words

    Grandfather’s Last Words

    I’ll never forget my grandfathers
    last words:

    “Stop shaking the ladder you little
    cunt”

  • Dreaming of a White Christmas

    Dreaming of a White Christmas

    I’m dreaming of a white Christmas this year. Not that I like snow, I just hate minority’s.

    #WhiteChristmasMatters

  • The Finger Test

    The Finger Test

  • Normal DNA

    Normal DNA

    Normal DNA

    Black person’s DNA

  • Mr Rogers Takes a Stand

    Mr Rogers Takes a Stand

    Mr Rogers takes a stand against
    racial inequality by inviting a black
    man to the show (1969)

  • Dating a Half Asian Girl

    Dating a Half Asian Girl

    I’m dating a half asian girl
    her mom is korean
    and her dad is also korean
    her legs were ripped off in a car accident

  • I was blessed with a 9-inch penis

    I was blessed with a 9-inch penis.

    That priest is in jail now.

  • Stop Fucking My Ass

    A priest and a voluptuous young woman were alone at the church.

    Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.
    Unleash Chaos

    “Ohhh, Father!” whispered the woman into his ear. “Don’t you just wanna come and fuck my pussy?”

    “Good heavens, my child, no!” cried the horrified priest. “Always remember: God gave you your womanhood solely for you to bear children with a man who’s your husband.”

    “Fine, Father,” said the woman. “Then what about if I give you a blowjob instead?”

    “Lord have mercy, my child!” exclaimed the priest. “Don’t you know that your mouth should always be holy and only be used to pray and worship the Lord?”

    “You’re right, Father,” conceded the young woman. “So maybe I can give you a handjob?”

    “I wouldn’t dream of defiling you like that, child,” admonished the priest. “Your hands were given to you by God so you could accomplish His good works. They should never be used for filthy deeds.”

    Then the woman finally lost her patience:

    “ALRIGHT THEN, FATHER!! Then just stop fucking my ass, ’cause it’s hurting me a lot!”

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  • Old woman watching porn on my phone

    A very old woman sitting next to me on the train was watching hardcore porn

    on my phone.