Tone: witty

Witty humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • My Wife Asked Me if I Wish She Had Been Born With Big Tits

    My Wife Asked Me if I Wish She Had Been Born With Big Tits

    r/Jokes u/vyrago

    my wife asked me if I wish she had been born with big tits.

    I told her that I find big tits on babies disturbing.

  • Make Up Sex

    They say make-up sex is the best, which is lucky, because all my sex is made up.

  • Cock Fighting

    I just found out that cockfighting is done with chickens. That’s two years of training I’ll never get back.

  • The Backdoor

    I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open.

    She said, “It’s my husband! Quick, try the backdoor!”

    Thinking back, I really should have run, but you don’t get offers like that every day.

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  • Kinky vs. Perverted

    You know the difference between kinky and perverted?

    Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.
    Unleash Chaos

    Kinky? Use a feather.

    Perverted? Use the whole chicken.

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  • Go Big or Go to Hell

    If it’s 1 or 1,000 sins, you’re still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend.

  • The Only One

    I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d been with.

    She said yes — all the others had been nines and tens.

  • Big Tits on Babies

    My wife asked me if I wish she had been born with big tits.

    I told her that I find big tits on babies disturbing.

  • A Friendly Reminder

    A friendly reminder: anal sex requires no less than a butt load of lubricant.

  • Head Cleaner

    Just found a really old porno on VHS, called Head Cleaner.

    Sounds hot.