Going over that steel-grate bridge every morning makes the car vibrate and it feels so good that I moan and groan out loud in pleasure. Too bad it freaks out the driving instructor.
Tone: witty
Witty humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Doctors say that we only use 15 percent of our brain.
Doctors say that we only use 15 percent of our brain. Is there more than 15 percent in our brain?
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Actually, if he ONLY had a brain, would the scarecrow really be any better off?
Actually, if he ONLY had a brain, would the scarecrow really be any better off?
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My dominatrix has a birthday soon.
My dominatrix has a birthday soon. I think I’ll just buy her a gag gift.
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The four-year-olds at my son’s birthday party mistakenly thought it was a pinata, but I
The four-year-olds at my son’s birthday party mistakenly thought it was a pinata, but I was actually just hanging Curious George in effigy.
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I’m holding back from having my own children because I’m not sure I’d be a very good
I’m holding back from having my own children because I’m not sure I’d be a very good parent. Besides, have you any idea how much people at raves charge when you want them to watch kids?
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Preparation H is normally applied to one’s posterior to shrink hemorrhoids, but it has
Preparation H is normally applied to one’s posterior to shrink hemorrhoids, but it has also become popular as a means of temporarily erasing facial wrinkles. I’m guessing the second usage was discovered during a management training class.
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I found out recently that few words are more powerful than “cleavage.”
I found out recently that few words are more powerful than “cleavage.” You can place it with 10,000 others in an employee review, and it’s still the only one your lawyers want to talk about.
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I admit, I am as attracted to a pretty woman in a nice outfit as much as the next guy,
I admit, I am as attracted to a pretty woman in a nice outfit as much as the next guy, but I prefer to think that it’s what’s inside her pants that is most important.
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If Anthony Hopkins ever decides to open a restaurant for cannibals, I bet he calls the
If Anthony Hopkins ever decides to open a restaurant for cannibals, I bet he calls the house special “Remains of the Day.”
