“If you want something done right, do it yourself.” – Masturbators
Tone: witty
Witty humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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“Ass-munch” is an apt and colorful moniker for those friends you
“Ass-munch” is an apt and colorful moniker for those friends you have who like to munch ass.
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First there was S&M;, then SMBD, then LGBT. Now it’s LGBTQIA.
First there was S&M;, then SMBD, then LGBT. Now it’s LGBTQIA. Forget about erectile dysfunction pills, I need a prescription to cure my Acronymorrhea.
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I wonder if the girls from the “2 Girls, 1 Cup” video are the
I wonder if the girls from the “2 Girls, 1 Cup” video are the kind of people who think that their shit don’t stink.
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A commercial just warned me not to buy their product if I have a
A commercial just warned me not to buy their product if I have a bowel blockage. I was surprised because I didn’t think plungers needed advertising.
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Girls say they want a funny guy, but leave off “who’s not fat”
Girls say they want a funny guy, but leave off “who’s not fat” — like I say I want a nice girl but leave off “who’s hot, rich and into butt stuff.”
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I thought about getting a snippet of a language I don’t speak
I thought about getting a snippet of a language I don’t speak tattooed on me. How’s this “camel cock” from ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics?
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My main problem with the “Star Trek” episode “The Trouble With
My main problem with the “Star Trek” episode “The Trouble With Tribbles” is the complete lack of attention to tribble shit, which would have to be one of the top concerns.
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I don’t understand couples who like to watch porn while they
I don’t understand couples who like to watch porn while they fuck. That’s like making Little League baseball players watch the World Series of Fucking during every game.
