My brother has an allergy to certain wheat products, but he still tries to eat them whenever he can. I think he’s just a gluten for punishment.
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Witty humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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That guy who made the movie “300” got a lot of flack for the way the enemy army was
That guy who made the movie “300” got a lot of flack for the way the enemy army was portrayed. Oh, c’mon — it’s not like he chose monstrous-looking actors just to cast aspersians.
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I had always heard that the United States was less antisemitic than the rest of the
I had always heard that the United States was less antisemitic than the rest of the world, but here in California they really love the Hebrew people. Almost everywhere I go I see signs that say “Yosemite.”
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After accidentally bringing the wrong tool, I thought the mohel would never get that
After accidentally bringing the wrong tool, I thought the mohel would never get that poor kid circumcised, but he finally managed to pull it off.
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When exploring life’s labyrinth, leave no stone unturned.
When exploring life’s labyrinth, leave no stone unturned. When wandering marijuana’s maze, leave no turn unstoned.
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My wife said yesterday that she’s worried I’m becoming a workaholic.
My wife said yesterday that she’s worried I’m becoming a workaholic. Well, this 32-slide Powerpoint presentation I put together overnight should convince her otherwise.
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I told my wife I would understand if she found another lover after I was gone, because
I told my wife I would understand if she found another lover after I was gone, because life goes on, and she is a beautiful, vibrant woman who should not be alone. However, I meant “gone” as in “dead,” not gone as in “at the office.”
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Know what’s worse than finding animal fur all over your car seat?
Know what’s worse than finding animal fur all over your car seat? Noticing that it’s blowing in from the air vent.
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I was bitten by a radioactive grandmother and turned into Doily-Man.
I was bitten by a radioactive grandmother and turned into Doily-Man. My costume is disgustingly see-through and my superpower seems to be mega-hyper sexual abstinence.
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They say you should never raise your hand to your children, but how else am I supposed
They say you should never raise your hand to your children, but how else am I supposed to request permission to speak?
