I really enjoy sex on a train. Maybe it’s the rocking motion or the roaring noise the train makes. Or maybe it’s the reaction on the face of the person in the next seat.
Tone: witty
Witty humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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I used to work at a place where people got all pissy when I told dirty jokes.
I used to work at a place where people got all pissy when I told dirty jokes. Screw them *and* their vow of silence.
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I finally found out what I did to make my wife so angry with me: married her.
I finally found out what I did to make my wife so angry with me: married her.
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I call it “life-saving Heimlich maneuver,” but some unappreciative women call it
I call it “life-saving Heimlich maneuver,” but some unappreciative women call it “groping.” And guess who got the insensitive judge that makes narrow interpretations of the law? Again!
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I hate it when I pay for legal advice that ends up getting me in *more* trouble than I
I hate it when I pay for legal advice that ends up getting me in *more* trouble than I was in originally. It almost makes me want to give back the free corndog.
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If you ask me, packing your top five favorite albums for any trip is just begging for
If you ask me, packing your top five favorite albums for any trip is just begging for trouble.
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There’s nothing quite as rewarding as entering a room and seeing your child’s face light
There’s nothing quite as rewarding as entering a room and seeing your child’s face light up — because it confirms that you finally got the wiring and the LED bulb grafts right this time.
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My friends say I’m a good catch, but I guess I need to find guys with more sophisticated
My friends say I’m a good catch, but I guess I need to find guys with more sophisticated senses of humor. My dates never seem to get it when I leave the seat up in the bathroom. C’mon, everyone knows the ol’ “Crying Game” gag.
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If they take away the right to say “f**k,” how long before they take away the right to
If they take away the right to say “f**k,” how long before they take away the right to say “f##k”?
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How do I know I’m older and wiser?
How do I know I’m older and wiser? I used to skip school to watch MTV. Now I just skip MTV.
